fortheaskbox:

Send “slurred words” to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk.

therewillbemoreofus  → unxlterable

photosynthetiic:

— ʟ ɪ ᴛ ᴛ ʟ ᴇ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪ

                      ᴡɪʟʟ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ s ᴜ ɴ  ᴅ ɪ ᴇ s

ackersnow:

CHRISTMAS STARTERS

( assorted prompts that are all bedecked with christmas themes. from salty, to ecstatic, to indifferent - feel free to change up the context, pronouns, or words ! )

❛❛ All I want for Christmas is peace & quiet. ❜❜
❛❛ If mistletoe appears in my one-meter vicinity, I’ll burn it. ❜❜
❛❛ So - what are you getting me for Christmas? ❜❜
❛❛ What do you mean, Santa isn’t real? ❜❜
❛❛ The only thing I like about Christmas is to get drunk on eggnog & wine, & sulk over my year’s regrets. ❜❜ 
❛❛ You always give the best presents. ❜❜
❛❛ Let me get a picture of this for the memories. ❜❜
❛❛ Christmas party at your house! ❜❜
❛❛ I swear to god, if you give me a ‘dick-in-a-box’ for Christmas again- ❜❜
❛❛ It’s snowing! ❜❜
❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals fun times. ❜❜
❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals broken bones. ❜❜
❛❛ Please stop saying ‘Christmas is coming’ in Stark’s voice. ❜❜ 
❛❛ Are you really setting traps for Santa — ? ❜❜
❛❛ Don’t eat the cookies & milk I’m leaving on the table, unless your name is Santa. ❜❜
❛❛ Ah yes, the age-old tradition of an obese old man dressed in a red suit - breaking into your house. ❜❜
❛❛ Wanna help with the pudding? ❜❜
❛❛ Help me decorate the Christmas tree. ❜❜
❛❛ You’re really - enthusiastic - with the decorations. ❜❜  
❛❛ I knitted a sweater for you. Here, wear it. ❜❜
❛❛ What did you use to knit the sweater? Two left-hands & parental guidance from a hamster? ❜❜
❛❛ Are you coming to the Christmas party? ❜❜
❛❛ How did you get tangled in all these fairy lights – ? ❜❜
❛❛ Let me help with the gift-wrapping. ❜❜
❛❛ Remember when you caught on fire last year? ❜❜
❛❛ Oh no - no - you stay away from the alcohol. ❜❜
❛❛ Stop telling me lies about Santa & his tiny elves. ❜❜ 
❛❛ Oh shit, I forgot to buy the presents. ❜❜
❛❛ Are you telling me you don’t put marshmallows in your hot chocolate? ❜❜
❛❛ Is this what you do every Christmas? ❜❜
❛❛ I’m not letting you barricade yourself in your room again for Christmas. ❜❜
❛❛ Come on! Live a little - find true love - piss in the snow! It’s Christmas. ❜❜        
❛❛ It may be Christmas, but that’s still illegal. ❜❜
❛❛ Christmas is just another day. What’s the big deal? ❜❜
❛❛ Christmas should be six months long - not one. ❜❜     

fandomxoverload:

This picture is like an awkward yearbook photo and I love it.

“i can finally see, you’re as fucked up as me. so how do we win?”
                                           ^{dodie clark - sick of losing soulmates}

                                                                     @pridedsun // sc.

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Christmas/Winter Starters!

rpstartersforyou:

{ Might add more later. Enjoy for now! }

🎁 Our muses open presents together!
🎄 Our muses decorate a christmas tree together!
🏬 Our muses go christmas shopping!
🔪 Our muses choose and cut their own tree!
💃 Our muses go ice-skating!
🌁 Our muses play in the snow!
🍛 Our muses make a Christmas dinner together!
🍪 Our muses bake and decorate Christmas cookies!
👀 Our muses stay up waiting for santa!
🎅 One muse still believes in santa… how does the other handle it?
🔥 Our muses drink hotchocolate and cuddle next to the fireplace!
📺 Our muses watch Christmas films together!
🎨 Our muses make christmas crafts - snowflakes, snowmen and more!
🏠 Our muses decorate the outside of the house!
💰 Our muses go decortion shopping!
👪 Our muses go to the mall to sit on santas lap!
🎶 Our muses listen to christmas songs!
📥 Our muses sled down a hill!
⛺ Our muses make a gingerbread house!
🏂 Our muses go snowboarding!
🏡 Our muses assist at a homeless shelter on christmas!
👶 Our muses visit a childrens hospital and give gifts to kids!
🚙 Our muses drive/walk around to look at peoples xmas lights at night!
🎬 Our muses watch a christmas play together!
😱 Our muses get snowed into their house!
🍻 Our muses get drunk off of booze filled egg nog!
🐎 Our muses take a horse drawn sleigh ride!
👕 One muse forces the other to wear ugly, matching christmas sweaters!
🎼 Our muses go caroling!
🎊 muses attend a christmas party!
💏 Our muses meet under the mistletoe - Accidentally or on purpose is your choice!

bold which habits your muse has

nail biting | throat clearing | lying | interrupting | chewing the ends of pens | smoking | swearing | knuckle cracking | thumb sucking | muttering under their breath | talking to themselves | nose picking | binge drinking | oversleeping | snacking between meals | skipping meals | picking at skin | impulse buying | talking with their mouth full | humming/singing to themselves | chewing gum | leg jiggling | foot tapping | hair twirling | whistling | eye rolling | licking lips | sniffing | squinting | rubbing hands together | jaw clenching | gesturing while talking | putting feet up on tables | tucking hair behind ears | chewing lips | crossing arms over chest | putting hands on hips | rubbing the back or their neck | being late | procrastinating | doodling | shredding paper | peeling off bottle labels | forgetfulness | running hands through hair | overreacting | teeth grinding | nostril flaring | slouching | pacing | drumming fingers | fist clenching | pinching bridge of nose | rubbing temples | rolling shoulders

“would it be a sin if i can’t help falling in love with you?”
                                        ^{elvis presley - can’t help falling in love}

                                                                  @skilledquill / sc.